Thursday, March 10, 2011
Driver's Ed. (my dad's a punk)
So I was in driver's education today and today we had a guest speaker. He was a lawyer and he was telling us about what happens when you're caught with alcohol or other drugs. One of the other students asked a question "what if there beer in the back of the car, unopened, and your parent is in the car with you?" He said that if the parent said that the beer was theirs then there wouldn't be any problem. All I could think of is that if I was in the car with my dad in that situation and we were pulled over, my dad would look at the beer, then look back at the officer and say "yep, that her's." He would get me arrested as a joke. And when I told the lawyer that he laughed at me and asked why I would say that, and I said "because when I'm in the car with him and I'm zoning out, he'll slam on the brakes out of no where just to scare the crap out of me. And when I look at him he'll say "pay attention" and go back to driving." Right in the middle of the road, he'll slam on the brakes to scare me.